A MISTAKE? RIGHTTTT
One weekend there was a logging convention in town and we got a
couple of local characters to pose as Oregon lumber buyers and hit a bar
where a couple of hard to get, high-class type hooker were working.
gave the usual instructions---get them in a room in some state of undress
with our marked money and we would be in within 10 minutes. They were told
to try and leave on their clothes and for heavens sakes don't make love to
Everything went fine until the ten minutes was up and we busted into the
room. One of the guys was standing facing the door with his fly unzipped
and the girl was kneeling in front of him. He looked at his watch and said,
We pulled him aside and asked what the hell he was doing. He said, "you
said not to have sex. You never said anything about oral sex." I guess by
President Clinton's standard oral sex isn't sex. We did not file any
charges that night against the girls.