The fire department received a medical aid call and could not get much
information as to what the problem was so being suspicious they asked us to
respond and assist.
We found a man in great pain. It turned out he was taking a shower and
while all lathered up he slipped his ring onto his penis.
It swelled up and he could not get it off. It was so enlarged around the
ring that you couldn't even see the ring. Trying to keep straight faces, we
transported him to the hospital where it was removed. We could hardly drive
back to the station, we were laughing so hard.