True stories by Murl Harpham
     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
New Story!

SOMEONE STOLE MY PRY BAR!

 

Actor Ed O'Neil (AKA Al Bundy, Joe Friday) roasts Captain Harpham Video!     HIGHBAND   LOWBAND

 

Past Stories

SPACESHIP TO UTOPIA

A RONALD REAGAN TRIBUTE

NO ONE ABOVE REPROACH

THEY GOT EVEN

MY FIRST CODE THREE CALL

WHERE’S THE BODY?

DON’T TRY THIS TODAY

I HATE NAME DROPPERS

WHAT ARE WE TEACHING IN SCHOOL?

PRACTICAL JOKES USE TO BE FUN

HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED A BROADCASTER

GIGGLE TIME

ANOTHER GOOD LAUGH

MY FIRST BURGLAR IN THE ACT

HOW FRIENDLY FIRE CAN HAPPEN

COPS CAN BE BRUTAL

Should have stuck to pimping

Back Country Justice

“Nurse, leave that man alone!”

WILD HORSES

MY EMBARRASSMENT

HIS FIRST DEAD BODY

YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE, OFFICER

MY FIRST PROSTITUTE

MY FAVORITE RONALD REAGAN STORY:

EUREKA’S DUMBEST CRIMINAL:

RED LIGHT SPECIAL:

Another dumbest criminal:

WEIRD PEOPLE:

ANOTHER RED LIGHT STORY:

ANOTHER BILLIE STORY:

YET, ANOTHER BILLIE STORY

A REAL CLASSIC

EMBARRASSING MOMENTS

ANOTHER RED LIGHT STORY

A MISTAKE? RIGHTTTT